Well for those of you who haven't heard, Sunday is Valentine's Day. Yea that day. I do not believe in nor do I celebrate Valentine's day. Maybe one day I will. Most of you are probably thinking, "thats because your a loser who can't get a girl." Well yes that may be true but that is not the reason why I do not celebrate Valentine's day. I have no problem in married couples or MATURE couples, celebrating this so called holiday, but what really grinds my gears are kids my age, YEA YOU, who celebrate this holiday. Before you criticize me ask your self, "Do you really love that sorority girl you've been doinking for the past six weeks?" "Do you really care about that guy in your history class who has been throwing those dirty pick up lines your way and every time you hang out with him you get black out drunk?" Yea thats what I thought.
You see people, most couples our age are just way to immature to take this holiday seriously. Now I don't want to be a buzzkill but before you question me, let me tell you the true reason for this holiday. Anyone ever heard of St. Valentine? Anyone? No, okay thats what I thought. Anyways to make a really long story short, St. Valentine lived in the Roman Empire at a time when it was unsafe to be a Christian. Ya ever heard of Christians being fed to the lions in the arena? Well, yea if you were caught being a Christian that was your reward. Anyways Christians weren't allowed to get married, so St. Valentine started to perform secret marriages before he was caught, and yes eaten by lions.
I feel that the true meaning of Valentine's day has been lost. The real purpose of the day is to spend it with your special someone, someone so special you would give your life for them. So yes on Sunday you will see facebook status' about how much someone else loves someone else and half the time I will call bs.
So look kids, I really don't care who your with or more importantly what you do with that person this Valentine's day. But I just want to let you know, you all are just screwing yourselves over...literally. And if you think that the guy you have been dating for three months is the one. Your an idiot. I feel that it is better to be safe than sorry and not rush into anything. I don't plan on tying the knot for another ten years (thats why I'm a boss).
Most marriages don't work out in this country for the main reason that this country is so commercialized. I find it hilarious seeing those "orange girls" walking around campus. Or the guys in the gym doing the "frat boy" workout. Yea thats great you can bench 225 and have pecs and biceps of steal. But have you ever worked out your legs or your core? Doubt it, cause your not a real athlete. Most guys just go to the gym with their protein shakes "to get jacked" so they can take Ms. Suzie Goodbody out for a night of fun.
Okay I'm finished with this ranting and raving. I'm home this Valentine's day with my parents and my dog. People who really do care about me. While my weekend will consist of play COD and watching the Olympics. I wouldn't trade that for a night with some girl I don't even know. Alright kids peace out and remember always to wrap it.
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